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Four belly dancers have received a backhanded compliment from the Duke of Edinburgh at a Swansea primary school.

They turned out to meet the duke and the Queen, who was opening the city's leisure centre after a £32m revamp.

Beverly Richards said Prince Philip told them: "I thought Eastern women just sit around smoking pipes and eating sweets all day".

"I said we do that as well, and he looked us over and said, with a twinkle in his eye, 'I can see that'.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/7284281.stm

The guy is something of a personal hero of mine. The country would have been a very different place had he been king...

1. China State Visit, 1986
"If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed."

2. To a blind women with a guide
“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”

3. To an Aborigine in Australia
“Do you still throw spears at each other?”

4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation“Where did you get the hat?”

5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union
“The bastards murdered half my family”

6. To a Briton in Budapest
“You can’t have been here that long - you haven’t got a pot belly.”

7. To a driving instructor in Scotland
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”

8. After the Dunblane shooting
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”

9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
“You managed not to get eaten, then?”

10. To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin
“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car - we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.”

11. On the London Traffic Debate
“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.”

12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
“You look like you’re ready for bed!”

13. Unknown
“If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!”

14. On key problems facing Brazil
“Brazilians live there”

15. To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean
“You have mosquitos. I have the Press”

16. At the Royal Premiere of the James Bond film Die Another Day, on being told that Madonna sung the theme song.
"Do we need ear plugs?"

17. "If you travel as much as we do you appreciate how much more comfortable aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly"

18. Said to an islander in the Cayman Islands
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?"

19. "If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

19. Said during the 1981 recession.
"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed"

20. “I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.”

21. Ever the sincere, this was said to deaf people in Cardiff while the school steel band played:
“Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.”

22. Following the inspection on a dodgy looking fusebox that had just put the lights out:
“It looks like it was put in by Indians.”

23. Said to Canadians during a Royal Visit:
“We don’t come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves”

24. “I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money”

25. "If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it."

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I personally think he is brilliant too! Along with Boris Johnson...
Just wish he could get round to ordering the execution of Mohammed Al Fayed...

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